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  • Mace Direwolf

    Holy smoke! That is not good D:

  • Rennac

    Fucking butch! Least she left behind that dagger…

  • Is she going to keep stealing Sesame’s loot for the rest of the comic? D=

    • Tzivya

      She has a Shrine, you see…. It is important to keep building them with current items of your stalkee!

      Still, that was a dick move. I have to give her points for visciousness.

  • Victor Masi

    What the hell…did Dante all of a sudden just turn into The Flash?

  • Victor Masi

    my guess is that Sesame may literally have a savage, merciless, fuc-king blood hungry demon of hell inside of her…don’t believe me? then I suggest going back several pages to the part where she had that ominous nightmare of her village being destroyed.

  • Another Loser

    Dante must die now.

    • Shadowkey392

      You get the rifles. I’ll get the body bag.

      • Another Loser

        All I have is a .22 pistol, is that okay?

        • Mafoc

          Don’t worry, i can supply much more.

        • Shadowkey392

          Sure!

      • BladeWolves

        I got a Pulse Rifle, does that count as overkill?

        • Shadowkey392

          Possibly, but I think it would be excusable in this case.

      • Gravedigger

        I say we impale her

        • Edge Knight

          with what im afraid to ask

          • Gravedigger

            I talking about torture not sex, Vlad showed me how to do it the right way

        • Shadowkey392

          Got any spears?

          • Gravedigger

            of course I do

          • Shadowkey392

            Then let’s impale her, and then shoot her!

          • Gravedigger

            how about we shoot her and cut out her tongue and then shoot her tongue

          • Shadowkey392

            Impale her, shoot her, cut out her tongue then shoot her tongue. I like it!

          • Gravedigger

            and they say TV is bad for you

          • Shadowkey392

            lol

      • Edge Knight

        i got some plasma pistols

        • Shadowkey392

          Fantastic! Let’s bring them too!

    • *calls the Cavalry of Angry Giant Flesh-Eating Beetles*

    • Victor Masi

      Smithers, release the hounds.

  • Shadowkey392

    You just saw her fight without that, Dante! And she beat the stuffing out of you!

  • Where was that speed when Dante had to throw punches, let alone make off with a sword that large?

    • Phuufy

      Invisibility potion? Also Speed-skill can only be activated when the fighter is focused– after being disarmed/burning her hands and on edge Dante wasn’t able to focus in to use her ability.

      • Tzivya

        I’m with the other poster earlier, smoke bomb and a teleport ability/item.

  • I KNEW IT!

    but I have one question though…

    WHY DIDN’T DANTE JUST DO THAT WHILE FIGHTING?!

    Well Sesame, your sword WAS in your hands while you were fighting Dante, so I questioned why didn’t you just finish her off then? It won’t matter, nobody will miss Dante.

    • Victor Masi

      In Dante’s case, I believe the Hound says it perfectly: “man’s gotta have a code.”

  • AnonAnon

    “Lets see you fight without this!” – Isn’t that what she just did? 😛

    • Phuufy

      Fist to fist fighting with another Fera is one thing. Fighting giant monsters that could eat/stomp/burn/freeze or whatever variety of things monsters do is quite a different thing.

      • Victor Masi

        yeah it’d be if you went alone in a melee brawl, without ANY weapons or technology whatsoever…against Doomsday, The Hulk, Cthulu, Satan, The Blob, King Kong, The Beast from 20,000 fathoms, the Ymir from 20 million miles to earth, 50 rancors, 28 wampas, The Shark from Jaws, the T-Rex from Jurassic Park, the ghosts from Raiders of the Lost Ark, Bane on venom, Galactus, the Destroyer from Thor, every monster from Cabin in the Woods and friggin Godzilla all at once……YOU’D BE FRIGGIN’ PULVERIZED THOURGH HEAVEN AND ALL NINE CIRCLES OF THE INFERNO THAT IS HELL!!!!!

        • reallyobscure

          I’m pretty sure The Hulk could do that by himself. Unless in an ironic twist you were so weak that your punches weren’t enough to make him mad.

        • Edge Knight

          you for got asura

          • Victor Masi

            who?

          • Edge Knight

            asura from asuras wrath…..long story short he punched out GOD for making his daughter cry!!!!

  • Xerdar

    Wow I can’t believe that just happened. Plus I can’t believe that he could actually run off with that sword she had to teleport away.

  • somebodywhoknowsthings

    someone better pick up that phone

  • Valkeiper2012

    So…
    Sesame was surprised by the strength of that punch and actually forgot she was in a fight?
    Interesting.

    Dante is swiftly becoming my least fav character
    Not there yet, but getting there

    • Victor Masi

      yeah she is a bit of a she-prick

  • Toshiro Tushima

    That Dante scumbag!

  • WD55

    Sesame becomes a monk

    • Victor Masi

      pie esu domine, donna eist requiem.

      • Mr. Misfit

        Think kung fu, Grasshopper…

  • Oooooh, that’s where that sword goes…

  • Alex Smith

    It would be interesting in Farron was one of Dante’s vendors, and bought Sesame’s sword back for her.

    • Valkeiper2012

      Well, she already had it when she met Farron (and got whooped by a critter), and she had it enchanted after they separated, so maybe it’ll happen.

      I think it’s more likely Dante will go back to town and to the town’s ONLY weapon’s store (Mason’s uncle). Mason’s uncle may well recognize who put the enchantment on the sword.

  • BlackWind

    whoa wait a sec did she just use a smoke bomb to run away just now??? damn for a second I thought she blew up when she touched the sword

    • Mr. Misfit

      If only *that* was an extra enchantenment.

  • Borderwolf

    Mason, be a nice guy and give Sesame a sword.

  • Valkeiper2012

    Hmmm… Mason knows something (about Sesame’s sword?) he hasn’t told Sesame.

    Could it be that once ‘no hand’ holds the sword’s hilt, it will return to its sheath (which Sesame still has).

    • Victor Masi

      ah, much like Thor’s hammer Mjolnir.

    • Mr. Misfit

      I don’t know, that didn’t look like a ‘I can’t wait to see her face’ expression…
      More like ‘I wish I had something to say to cheer her up’.

  • Cory Tenorio

    SORE LOSER!!

  • sargothwise

    Getting a Prequel vibe from this.

  • David Allen Ortega

    I hate Dante so much now…

  • Antonio Barrientes

    “Let’s see you fight without -this-!”

    Ignoring, of course, she was getting her ass handed to her in unarmed combat. I think it’s a safe bet that Ses demonstrated doing so.

  • Valkeiper2012

    Let’s see…
    Uberquest? check
    Dragonia Chronicles? check
    Puck? check
    Gaia? check
    Gunnerkreig Court? check
    Wapsi Square? check
    Precocious? ch-ch-check (and shiver)
    RWBY? check

    I guess I get enough Fem-Fatal on a weekly basis

  • WaveRave

    The the second time that bitch has stolen Sesame’s sword! stop it already!

  • Grayphus Wolf

    Dante, The Smooth Criminal!
    So the conversation about not being able to fight without a weapon, was only to perform a feint, disarm Sesame, pretending to be losing and stealing his sword?? Genius!
    Well, rogues always use of cleverness, dexterity and cheating! And that’s why they’re so loved!

  • Jagmaster69

    WHYYYYYY GOD DAMMIT WHY CANT SESAME JUST BE A FUCKING BOSS AND BEAT THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF HER ENEMIES?!?!?!?!

    • Phuufy

      But she did beat the shit out of Dante.. XD

      • Mr. Misfit

        Just… not enough, (at least in my opinion).

  • Pillbug

    I wonder if Dante stealing somebody’s weapons before running away will become a running gag.

    • BladeWolves

      Dante: Yoink!
      Victim: Hey, give that back!
      Dante: *blows a raspberry*

  • Andy Oh

    I don’t mean to be a harsh critic but I am having a hard time connecting with the Sesame’s emotion when she had her sword stolen. I think it is due to the pacing. There’s just too much going on in a single page to let the impact of getting her sword stolen sink in. I see what’s happening but it went by so quickly that the emotional impact is significantly reduced.

    I think it would have been better if you broke this page up into two separate pages so that there would be more of a dramatic moment and emotional impact when she dropped down to her knees after her sword got stolen. It would also be easier on the eyes and control the reader’s pace.

    • Victor Masi

      kind of like how in Man of Steel (spoiler alert) the scene where Superman kills General Zod isn’t given enough time to sink in and is followed by more crap getting blown up and a lame ass line about how he’s kind of hot.

  • deathknight

    well so much for her sword, stealing it is to make some form of cash form it and to rub it in

  • Guest

    Dante you BITCH!

  • RastaMV

    Time to reroll into the Monk class Sesame. =P

  • Silvermain

    Dante is such a bitch…Well Maybe Mason can forge Sesame a new sword? He is a Blacksmith after all. Plus he does seem to know something that he decided to to tell it would seem.

  • Victor Masi

    ok, I think I’ve gotten the voices for the characters determined.

    Sesame: Olivia Olson or someone with a voice like that of Jennifer Lawrence (you’re right phuufy. that voice does seem to fit)

    Kibbles: Tara Strong

    Claire: Hynden Walch

    Kylar: Simon Pegg or someone with a voice like that

    Mason: Elijah wood or Johnny Yong Bosch

    Dante: Grey Delisle

    Farron: Nolan North

    Valmont: Rainn Wilson