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  • Alex Smith

    Curse you Dante.

    Is Galactic internet wifi friendly? What are the download speeds? Do I still have to deal with Time Warner?

    • Chuck

      It’s the fastest available unless someone richer or more important than you needs the bandwidth then you get bumped down to 56k.

      • Alex Smith

        Curse you future Space Time Warner.

      • Gravedigger

        still faster than my internet, ive got telegraph cables carrying my signal

    • Victor Masi

      Dante, go back to your Inferno, all nine circles of it

  • Victor Masi

    what happens next: Sesame punches Dante off the wagon and says “no ticket!”

    • BladeWolves

      Or better yet: “Get off Mason’s Wagon!”

      • Victor Masi

        In Harrison Ford’s voice?

        • BladeWolves

          Probably a female version of Harrison Ford’s Voice will work…

  • Majinkoba

    *rotates tablet* I love that last panel so much….now kiss!

    • Victor Masi

      this isn’t Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man….THIS.IS. UBERQUEST!!!!!….AND SPARTA!!!!

      • Gravedigger

        TONIGHT WE YIFF IN HELLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!

        sorry couldn’t resist

        • LifeWulf

          That was terrible.

          And brilliant.

          I both love you and hate you right now.

          • Gravedigger

            aw thank you very much

          • Mafoc

            http://i29.tinypic.com/ddjfw6.jpg To lazy to find/create better.

            @LifeWulf i thought your name was LuftWulf at first, then i was sad. I mean, what is more interesting than Nazi furry fighter planes.

          • Gravedigger

            wait, they wernt furry??, ive been lied to

  • Alex Dixon

    At least that hit mark on kibb’s cheek is gone.

    • Phuufy

      Whoops~ may have to go back in and fix that.

    • Majinkoba

      I think even if Kibbles could heal herself (have to get her spells right first) she wouldn’t because of the guilt. She may feel as if she deserves the mark.

      • Chuck

        The last healing spell she tried didn’t turn out to well. Probably not a good idea to practice on herself.

        • Victor Masi

          maybe she could practice it on Dante……mwaahahaahahahahahahaha!!!!!

          • Gravedigger

            or accidently turn Dante into a mindless slave, which would be awesome!!!!!!

        • Jagmaster69

          I mean… she could use a fire spell on herself and heal herself

          • Gravedigger

            I guess Kibbles’s spells do live in opposite world

  • Well at least
    It isn’t a WHOLE BAND OF GUN SLINGERS ON BULLS AND BEETLES, that’d be bad….

    • Gravedigger

      you weren’t supposed to tell anyone I was coming with my posse

      • *feel an incoming stampede….*

        • Gravedigger

          my posse only has five guys and a girl in it

  • deathknight

    can someone grab her by the hair and yank her down xp

    • Gravedigger

      I volunteer

  • Anonymous K

    Headbutt her!

  • Jagmaster69

    I DONT KNOW WHAT ACCENT TO SAY DANTES VOICE IN AND ITS PISSIN ME OFF

    • Victor Masi

      French Bijou Cajun.

      • Gravedigger

        I thought that was modern American English

        • Victor Masi

          does it really matter? I’m from New Jersey, but I don’t have an accent commonly associated with people from my state…quite frankly though, I’ve never really heard people speak with Jersey accents around here all my life…though on another note there was a time in Canada where I herd a convenience store clerk say sorry in a way where it rhymes with the word story…sorry………I’m not making any sense right now, am I?

          • Gravedigger

            and im from North Dakota and I don’t say “you betcha”

          • Victor Masi

            is it me or does North Dakota often get overlooked as a State?…kind of like Maine…or Delaware for that matter.

          • Gravedigger

            it does, there are plenty of good things in North Dakota

  • Jagmaster69

    Skidd, Phuffus, I hate you for giving us characters in the cast section without introducing them us. (jk)

    • Phuufy

      Dante was introduced on page 11 actually. The only one on the cast page who hasn’t been introduced in the comic yet is Valmont.

      • Gravedigger

        I have an idea for you and Skidd regarding introducing new characters

      • Valkeiper2012

        Kibbles’ mentor/instructor Winsley hasn’t been introduced, though Kibbles has spoken of him.

      • BladeWolves

        I hope Valmont acts like Dio Brando….

  • Shinigami65

    Now we gonna see the arcane fire perk for Sesame’s sword in action.
    Dante is so dead right now XD

    • Gravedigger

      or Mason will be if Dante and Claire start making out

  • somebodywhoknowsthings

    tube travel? hmmm, a certain alcoholic robot and a delivery boy comes to mind

  • Victor Masi

    Dante…don’t you have a convenience store to look after?…with your buddy coming in and screwing around with your life?….and two pots dealers standing outside in between both establishments?….one talks a lot, and quite LOUDLY, the other…he doesn’t really say much, he’s a bit of a quiet type.

  • Victor Masi

    I bet Sesame’s gonna reveal her bad side in front of Mason because of this…dammit Dante!!!

  • Cory Tenorio

    Where the heck is sasame?!?

    • Phuufy

      She’s on the front driving with Mason.. she just hasn’t noticed yet because Dante is like a ninja! Also Claire has fairly good hearing with those giant ears of hers.

      • Cory Tenorio

        are you sure it isn’t due to the fact that she’s distracted by masons story and that she has a crush on him?

        • Phuufy

          That too. 🙂

    • Victor Masi

      sasame?

      • Cory Tenorio

        I forgot if her name was spelled with an “E” or an “a”.

        • Victor Masi

          for a moment there I thought you were calling her by a Japanese name or something.

          • Cory Tenorio

            You gotta admit they sound similar.

          • Victor Masi

            hmmm, yeah

  • Victor Masi

    something just hit me about Dante…..a man must be given a name, and will do as he’s bid….a girl stole three names from the red god, and so three names must be repaid……..Valar Morghulis…

    • Gravedigger

      great hes lost it now

      • Victor Masi

        no, I’m just comparing her to Jaqen H’gar

        • Gravedigger

          she’s beyond comparison

  • Antonio Barrientes

    Bandits mostly come out at night.

    Mostly.

    • Victor Masi

      nice Aliens reference

  • Gravedigger

    what happened to the gallery???

  • AnonAnon

    Get your knives, swords, axes, and other sharp things, we got us a b*tch to kill boys!

    • Victor Masi

      and she’s heading for the old windmill…KILL THE MONSTER!!!!

  • Well ‘ello.

  • Vadelent

    Guess she didn’t remove her earrings after all, they were just on a different part of her ears than what I figured. 🙂

  • Shadowkey392

    Yup, totally called it.

  • DarkMyste

    maybe dante has rabies?

    since its light and bandits only come out at night?{ i know i know bad joke}

    claire better make sure she has all her shots

    hopping sesame kicks dante from the wagon and says “no, wagon for you”

  • Great Basin Coyote

    On the previous page,I needed five seconds to comprehend that Alex was used as a sounding board for advice on what not to do. And Alex doesn’t bat an eye at the personal jab. I already foresee terrible conflicts occurring between Jill and Alex while co-habitating in a house, which would require all parties involved to be responsible, patient, and rational.

    Maybe a rivalry between Jill+Art vs Pete+Alex develops over household responsibilities and obligations?

    And, maybe, because of the romantic side within me, Jill begins to enjoy listening to Art play the Bassoon? I haven’t heard of any songs for Bassoonists to play solo that Art could use to woo the heart of another.

    • Gaboris

      You must be a new reader around here. 😀

      Well welcome to the team I hope you’ll like the next few chapters cuz I know I did back in the original. :3

  • Anomaly

    And so it has been done. The infamous death couch has been tamed.

  • Gaboris

    Heh, oh man. Alex and Pete can talk so eagerly about mundane things like if they were some kind of an exotic spectacle. 😀

    So it’s soon off to finding a house. Cool. I’ll be waiting to see that trabant again… You hear me? The TRABANT. I’m watching you! <_<