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  • Silvermain

    He’s such a good string character…I just hope his “Morally Apprehensible personal life” doesn’t get out. If it did they poor guy would probably be ruined.

    • James-Polymer

      Don’t you mean…*bow*string character?

      I’ll show myself out now.

      • Shooter Flynn

        Wow. XD

      • BladeWolves

        *Ba Dum Tiss*

    • Timecapsule13

      Sad part is, this means it is straight late medieval times based. If it was early medieval times, late roman times based then it would not be morally wrong so to say.

      • Phuufy

        It’s actually a mix of medieval-esque and 1700s ish time period.

        • Timecapsule13

          That still means its somewhat like modern times, which means no gays allowed, unless you happen to be royalty in which case all form are okay.

  • Gravedigger

    did I just see that???

    • Phuufy

      See what?

      • Gravedigger

        the kiss

        • Phuufy

          Yep.

          • Gravedigger

            oh good, I thought id finally snapped

        • Victor Masi

          Nothing wrong with being gay

          • Gravedigger

            I just wanted to be sure my levels of craziness are normal

          • Andy Oh

            Homosexuality’s different or unexpected but certainly not crazy.

            It’s like getting a cherry-flavored pepsi when you expected a regular pepsi. Similar to how I accidentally walked in on my roommate and found out he was gay (with another guy). XD

          • Failedlegend

            Heh too bad before I read the (with another guy) part I was like, damn now that’s an awesome friend (assuming your into that, otherwise very embarassing :P)

          • Andy Oh

            Nah, I’m not into guys. Just indifferent to a person’s sexual orientation. It was a little embarrassing but in my opinion, walking in on two guys having an intimate moment is no different than a guy and girl having an intimate moment. For me, It’s really about the atmosphere. My roommate’s the typical buff sexy jock type that would make any girl (or guy) fall for him. The fact that he’s gay just means that there’s less competition.

            Yeah, I’m the optimistic type. XD

          • Gravedigger

            I didn’t mean that hes gay, I meant to make sure I wasn’t at the level of craziness where I start to hallucinate things

          • Victor Masi

            That must’ve been an awkward moment

          • Andy Oh

            The awkwardness didn’t last long. Played it cool and made myself scarce.

            I kind of compartmentalized the moment as an unexpected but unimportant moment.

          • ACSB

            No… I thought he was with a girl…
            lol

          • Valkeiper2012

            You are wrong. There is nothing right with homosexuality. As to “gay”… it means “happy, enjoys life”.

            But then, that’s just my opinion. You have yours and I have mine. You may someday change. I won’t.

          • Failedlegend

            Look whilst I don’t get the attraction some guys have for other dudes, there’s nothing wrong with it as long as their not doing anything illegal (liking having sex in a crowded mall :P) but of course that applies to everyone.

            Your welcome to your own opinion/preferences but that doesn’t give you the right to insult them. (ie. Saying there’s “Nothing right about it”

          • Joseph meng

            There is nothing right with Christianity or any other copy paste religion yet the wisest among us have yet to terminate them from existence so why must thou advocate against someone else’s own right to exist? if their existence does not hinder your own than it shouldn’t matter to you, don’t like people of the same gender? don’t date em. practice what your religion preaches not what bigots do. Preach love, tolerance, forgiveness and compassion.

          • ACSB

            i hate how those christians make other christians look like douches. i dont hate gay people. hating gays because you’re “Christian” is an excuse.

          • ACSB

            Wow. Now first of all, what do you have against gay people? Don’t use the ‘I’m christian’ excuse, because i am too, an i find gay people not offensive in any way.
            when god said ‘man shall not lay upon man’, he didn’t mean ‘if you see a homosexual, treat them like aliens, like they killed your family, or that they are devil worshipers.’ And i find it ironic how i’ve never met a mean gay person, but i find plenty of mean strait people.

          • LifeWulf

            I’m Christian too and I agree with you. Don’t treat them any different. Yeah they’re in sin, so what? So are you. So am I. All sin is equal. We should focus on spreading God’s love and show people that people like the Westboro Baptist Church should never even be called Christians. God doesn’t hate “fags”. He hates sin of all kind, but he loves his creations, and that includes you and me.

          • ACSB

            Ikr? we all sin. Why should we treat someone else who has sinned like everyone else WORSE than we treat ourselves?

          • ACSB

            True.

  • ac

    it will be, if ya give me ruppies ya moblin X3d

  • Shadow2400

    So i’m guessing that the Clair and Kyler shi has sunk before it hit water, huh?

    • Shadow2400

      I meant “ship”. sorry.

      • Phuufy

        It’d be a bit too easy if every male protagonist paired off with every female wouldn’t it? :3

        On the plus side, it means Claire is still open for potential suitors.Then again, Kylar is the only one in a committed relationship at the start anyways.

        • Gravedigger

          I call dibs on Claire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        • Idders

          No she’s not. Claire is my uberwaifu. :p

        • Smallfoot

          I kind of figured Kyler being ‘paired’, though not romantically, with Kibbles. An ‘eyepatch’ mark only on one side? It would drive him nuts!

          • Phuufy

            Well Farron’s eyepatch would really drive him nuts.

      • Chuck

        FYI: You can edit your comments after posting. Just click ‘edit’ below your comment. I never catch typos until after I post them.

  • Gally Gallyy

    Who didn’t see this one coming?

  • Gaboris

    OOOhhh so they’re a COUPLE! 😀
    Okay now I get it why I felt weird that Joel is a guy. … I mean you know. … Their behavior. … That Joel was making breakfast. … Ya know like a nor… Ummm let’s just pretend I didn’t say all that and didn’t make myself look like a horrible person. O_o”

    • Phuufy

      Well Joel is definitely the submissive/bottom one of the relationship and Kylar is definitely the dominate/top one. I suppose they switched around once in a blue moon but otherwise.. yeah. We were going for more of a pretty-boy look with Joel.

  • Alex Smith

    Morally reprehensible… balderdash.

    I’m going to start using that now. Balderdash. Balder-dash. Balderdaysh. Bah humbug.

    • Gravedigger

      Gravedigger agrees

    • Valkeiper2012

      AGREED

      • Indeed, I second this notion, yes.

        • Guest

          You realize he’s “agreeing” to what he thinks is an affirmation of homosexuality being morally wrong, correct?

          • He is? I thought he was agreeing that homosexuality being morally wrong is incorrect.

          • Alex Smith

            Balderdash: senseless talk or writing, nonsense.

            I was saying that the notion of homosexuality being morally reprehensible is balderdash.

          • Yes, and I agree. That’s what I was saying the first time.

      • ACSB

        noone agrees wth you.

    • Alex Smith

      I thought everyone agreeing just wanted to start using the word balderdash with me. (lol, jk)

  • Lykas

    ……>.>… sorry, guess I was thrown off by the long hair on Kylar, I thought he was actually a she… >.>… it took a little too long for that to sink in for me I guess.. >.>

    • Phuufy

      Don’t be dissing his hairstyle yo! Also really? There is absolutely no boobs there.. even Sesame has a little bit of something there (also hips).

      • Lykas

        actually, it was primarily the hair style that indicated a feminine voice, and then in the last comic, right when he was leaning over to move the tray, the way his shirt was hanging indicated there might have been SOME bust, plus it’s just the coloring of the under shirt I suppose >.>

        • Rael Kvasiír

          Dont worry, i thought Joel was a girl until I saw a few of the comments stating that “she”‘s actually a he. O.o XD

        • Phuufy

          Uhm okay, well it seems you weren’t the only one confused. Sorry. Neither Joel or Kylar speak/act in a stereotypical flamboyant-effeminate way. They are rather unassuming gay men that otherwise from a few grooming behaviors aren’t noticeable from any other male character.

          However the Innkeep horse-guy is definitely a flamboyant gay type.The majority of our LGBT characters are pretty much like anyone else except their sexual preferences vary from our straight characters.We only have like 2 campy characters.

          As I said in the previous page I imagine Kylar’s voice to be similar to Tom Hiddleson (the guy who played Loki from The Avengers/Thor) – his normal voice not the role of Loki. =p

          • DarkMyste

            I am glad that you went with this i am going to enjoy the story about these 2 and having a male couple in the comic like this i knew few that dont act like the typical stereotype homosexual, they act and look like heterosexual males the both of them and this is natural for them.

      • Gravedigger

        and her beautiful ass

      • Majinkoba

        I have to admit, when I saw the first concept picture of Kylar several months back my initial reaction was “awww she’s cute”, I of course read in the bio later that Kylar was male, and I was simply like “oh, my mistake”.

        There is nothing wrong with long hair on guys, I wish I had hair like that sometimes, but at least in that initial pic it just made him look a little effemine to me, though I have no trouble now seeing he is male. As far as the flat chest and small hips, there are women that have it that bad off, just like Kibbles has it that good off XD. I like to call those mousey girls, (no insult intended at all).

  • in59te

    I smell an exploitation in the works…

  • Zachary Neal

    aye…great way to start my morning =.= let’s see where this goes *readies gun*

  • Alex Dixon

    wait wait wait, he’s gay, or is that a flat chested girl?

    • DarkMyste

      both are males…

    • Phuufy

      You read the page right? Kylar refers to himself as a man – Joel pretty much a male-only name. They also have no boobs/hips/eyelashes that otherwise would indicate female.

      Also why would their relationship be taboo if they were in a heterosexual relationship?

      • AnonAnon

        Actually I was also under the impression it was a woman, and thought “from a man in my position” was implying that the military was against high ranking females or something hence why “she” would try and adhere to how a man of the position would act. Well at least I know now xD

      • Alex Dixon

        as the song goes, “You a shock”!

  • somebodywhoknowsthings

    I personally have nothing against other people’s sexual preferences, the only thing I can’t stand is the PDA,

    • Phuufy

      PDA? Personal Digital Assistant?

      • somebodywhoknowsthings

        lol, Public Display of Affection

        • Gravedigger

          it only bugs me if its the PDA where they go overboard with it

          • somebodywhoknowsthings

            a peck on the cheek or a quick kiss on the lips is alright but if they start talking all lovey-dovey or start kissing nonstop, that’s where I draw the line

          • Phuufy

            That goes for straight couples too, I don’t want to see you licking each other’s tonsils.
            Gay couples are less prone to PDA then straight couples fyi.

          • Gravedigger

            doesn’t matter which their on, tonsil licking is just a bit too far

          • somebodywhoknowsthings

            well, you learn something new every day

          • Victor Masi

            agreed

        • Victor Masi

          so in other words, your ok with people being gay but you disapprove of anyone, no matter what sexual preference, doing something such as making out in public? eh, to each their own in that case. It’s known that such displays of affection in public can make others feel uncomfortable psychologically…also, said action was used to avoid suspicion from enemy agents in a certain recent Marvel comics based film.

  • somebodywhoknowsthings

    is Joel an otter or a weasel? or better yet an ottsel?

    • Phuufy

      Joel is an otter~ but yay Jak and Daxter reference xP

  • I almost had a nosebleed when I first looked at the kiss

    I thought those types of nosebleeds only existed in anime. ;-;

  • David Allen Ortega

    let me guess… gay couple in this comic OwO

  • Cory Tenorio

    I’m guessing the higher ups don’t even know about this.

    • Phuufy

      Yep, they’ve been pretty good at hiding it. At least so far.

  • Jake Skov

    Am I the only one who feels the absolute need to pronounce Kylar’s name in an Australian accent

  • Shadowkey392

    aww, cute! I like…Kylar, correct?…already!

  • That’s just beautiful 🙂
    DARN THOSE OLDEN WAYS OF THE.. um, OLDEN DAYS!

  • BladeWolves

    Eh, say what you want to say about them.. they make a Good Couple…

    • Victor Masi

      yesh…yesh they do

  • Valkeiper2012

    I have to admit, someone who can braid their own hair without help is very good and has dexterity far beyond my ability.

    I look forward to seeing him in action, despite certain other aspects.

    • ACSB

      screw you man. screw you.

  • Majinkoba

    I say this as a confident straight male, they make a very cute couple. I have a bit of a weakness for otter characters.

  • Dakota Miyamoto

    Oh pleeeease tell me Kylar is a large ham

    • Phuufy

      *checks Urban Dictionary* A ham as in.. a badass? Or ham as in a goofball?

      • BladeWolves

        Large Ham, according to my knowledge from TV tropes it means someone who acts over the top like a villain that wants to really stand out. Or more simply someone with a large booming voice…

        • Phuufy

          Kylar can speak with a loud-booming voice, as per expected who is a top-dog in the military having to bark orders and command authority. He also likes to give over-the-top speeches be it motivational, about justice or ravings about his past experiences. ‘When I was a boy I was inspired by a charming tale that told of.. blahblahblah’. Next to Claire he is the most ‘talky’ of the characters.

          He doesn’t act like a villain, more like a cheesy-super hero or boyscout at times.However he knows when to be polite/proper and civilized too.

          • Shadowkey392

            So he’s basically like Captain Sherrypie from Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning? Only somewhat more serious, I’m guessing? Awesome.

      • Dakota Miyamoto

        as in someone who’s dialogue is filled to the brim with UTTER MAGINIFICENCE! or basically someone like Guy or Bang Shishigami, you know, full of energy and really drumming up their dialogue, comedically dramatic or something like that, I’m having trouble thinking of appropriate words for it

      • Dakota Miyamoto
        • Raishi Kytori

          Nooo, you linked it! Why did you link to the black hole? The rest of my day is -gone- now, I’ll never escape…

  • Victor B

    What if the King actually reads your comic? It won’t be a secret anymore…

    And,,,,, well, I wanna see Kylar and Farron have to share a bed lol… you know, for financial matters?

    • Phuufy

      That sounds like a hilarious concept for a more light-hearted page. No worries though, Farron and Kylar will be put to the test dealing with each other on many occasions.

  • Silly Zealot

    Waaaait a second…. that racoon is a male?!

  • Jagmaster69

    HATERS DONT HATE!

  • ACSB

    I have nothing against gay people, but i can’t help but say: HAH!!!! GAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
    (nice job on the charecters though. it makes the comic seem realistic compared to comics where everyone is strait in them. nice job, skid)

  • Edge Knight

    ah sweat now we’re about to get into the fun stuff!!!

  • Vulpine Warrior

    I like Jillian’s taste in clocks.

  • Shadowkey392

    Lol love it.