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  • WhE3lman

    Make me a sandwich bitch

  • Raikoshiro

    Did she just die…?

  • Beatdown

    Oh Shit is a good choice for ya last word when ya about to get brutality maul to death by a demon beast with blood red eyes

  • Chuck

    panel 5 – you’re & you’re

  • Ipurgepeople

    Run, Proto! You’re too adorable to get hurt!

  • deathknight

    quick hide back in the pod!

  • Valkeiper2012

    defense mechanisms?
    hmmm…
    In truth, I doubt Proto’s in DEEP trouble, but it won’t take much to get him there and looks like he’s about to get help doing it.

    • Victor B

      watching enough anime and cartoons, Proto might become an Iron Giant in Defense mode.

  • Guest

    So… Why “sir” when Claire is a woman? When speaking to a woman of authority it’s “ma’am”.

    • Gaboris

      Proto has been calling her “Sir” since the beginning so either he just doesn’t have a concept of gender or his vocabulary is limited in that respect. 🙂

      • Gravedigger

        it is listed as a glitch that Claire never fixed

        • Mafoc

          There are also some organizations that always say sir, it is independent of gender more often than we realize.

          • Gravedigger

            true dat homeslice

          • Dakota Miyamoto

            never say that again, please, I prefer third-person gravedigger

          • Gravedigger

            im too old for that crap anyway

          • Victor Masi

            good answer.

          • Gravedigger

            WHATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT BROTHER????!!!!!!!!

    • Smallfoot

      It’s Proto’s Marcie.exe subroutine

      • jrh150482

        You win an Internet.

    • Victor B

      I still say it’s an ode to Peppermint Pattie

  • Shinigami65

    Oh God, don’t tell me he’s gonna be attacked by….Deku scrubs.

    • You know what Deku Scrubs are and you like Death Note… I like you.

      • Shinigami65

        Oooooookay.

  • Gravedigger

    STRANGER DANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STRANGER DANGER!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Victor B

      Oh Gravedigger, you make me laugh at times like these

      • Gravedigger

        huh, it would seem im only funny when im trying to be serious

        • Victor B

          oh? you were being serious?

          • Gravedigger

            well sorta, strangers can be dangerous and should only be handled by professionals

          • Victor B

            I thought you were referring to the children’s book

    • Valkeiper2012

      I seem to remember THAT stranger really was a danger, but the kindergarten teacher got rid of him… eventually.

  • Gotch

    Those shadows don’t look to threatening.

    • bladra

      unless its a type of tribe with masks

      • Gotch

        eeeeeummmmm….
        no matter how hard i try i cant see that as a threat.

        • LifeWulf

          …unless they’re all wearing Majora’s Masks…

          • Gotch

            wasn’t there just one mask?

          • LifeWulf

            There was only one Majora’s Mask (hence why it’s called that, as Majora was the one wearing it), but I meant if they were all wearing it or copies of it.

          • Gotch

            If its a copy the its not something to worry about.
            But i never played that game so what do i know huh?

  • crazyeddy

    Sesame looks prettyy luaghing in the first panal.
    Poor claire she looks so sad like a mother for her child.
    Oh noes proto quick run, run, RUNN!!

  • Victor Masi

    For the night is dark and full of terrors….ok, I’m gonna have to start dropping coins into a jar every time I make a Game of Thrones reference….meaning it’ll have to be a pretty big jar….speaking of which, that sack Farron carries…where’d he get it? I might need one. heh heh.

    • Phuufy

      He quested for it, but there is a secret twist to it that will be revealed later on! It’s the only one of it’s kind.

      • Victor B

        I have always been partial to hammer spaces myself… lighter, adds dexterity and allows you to grab much more stuff

  • bladra

    anyone want to take bets what proto encounters im betting a race that somehow worships proto as a god

    • Gravedigger

      ill take it

  • Gravedigger

    is it just me or is Sesame laughing kind of hot

    • Valkeiper2012

      Well, when a woman is happy and relaxed, it’s hard NOT to look good.
      After all, Claire doesn’t look so bad in that frame, either.

      • Gravedigger

        both look sexy

  • Forrest Darkfox

    Proto!!! Be safe little guy! Use you defense mechanism

    • Victor B

      “VIBRATOR MODE ACTIVATED” came to mind lol

      • Gravedigger

        that’s sick, I like it

      • Forrest Darkfox

        Fantastic XD make me laugh for about a minute! Yeah! I don’t really think that’s his defense XD

        • Victor B

          he transforms into a dome tipped cylinder.

  • Valkeiper2012

    Why do those shadows remind me of a two-headed dragon?

    • Gravedigger

      cause your weird?????

      • Valkeiper2012

        LOL, that was already known by all my friends.

        • Gravedigger

          well im probably not on your friend list

  • Saberphoenix

    ATTACK OF THE LIVVING CABBAGE!

    • Valkeiper2012

      is that as bad as a certain movie about killer plants (tomatoes). Now that was a bad movie.
      terrible, actually.
      on purpose, it seems

      • Saberphoenix

        well first the movies gotta be made, but probably any other killer vegetable is better then tomatoes

  • Victor B

    Part of me says “Farron, so you DO have a heart!”

    the other part says “If Farron was such a good *ahem* salesman, wouldn’t he have like a +5 in scavenging? thus making him an asset to the Proto Search 2014?”

    Then the pouty little me in the corner says “Shut up… I wanna see another bonus comic…..”

    • Gravedigger

      this isn’t a bonus comic

      • Victor B

        I know but there hasn’t been a new one in a while

  • Cory Tenorio

    I’m gonna go out on a limb and say he ends up in the town market.

    • Gravedigger

      or jail

  • Shadowkey392

    Alex blew up the grade 4 science lab didn’t she?

    Wow. First comment. That’s new.

    • Victor B

      I don’t think they give kids enough combustible material to do that,,,, But I can see something escalating while trying to “Watch carefully” at the leak of gas light on fire when your hair is dragging over it….

      • Shadowkey392

        Somehow I doubt Alex would need “enough combustible material” to blow up the lab (or at least her area of it).

      • Gaboris

        I’m with Shadow on this one. We’re talking about Alex here, she’s the MacGyver of accidental destruction. Just look at her. She cut herself while trying to cut a pancake(?) in the air. XD

        • Victor B

          still would be irresponsable of the teacher

  • Victor B

    It’s the puppy speech 🙁

    • Gaboris

      Oh dang it you’re right. Heh, that’s fun. XD

      • Victor B

        I hate the puppy speech, we should all have puppies

  • Gaboris

    Ah yes. A new challenger has appeared! The ROOM. 😀

    Also yeah it’s pretty relaxing to know that Alex won’t burn the apartment… but no one said anything about not recking it in any other way.

    Also-also. Am I the only one who’s been shipping Alex and Pete in his head since the original comic? 😛

    P.S.: Third panel. Jill says: “Just make make sure…” That MIGHT just be an error.

    • Kuurion

      Yeah MrAmp told me about that typo too, I’ll try to have a modified version to CV to upload at some point tonight. Been very busy with convention preparation this week!

      • Gaboris

        It’s cool man, just take care of everything you need to. A typo can wait. 🙂

  • Vulpine Warrior

    Alex. With matches. What a terrifying thought.