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  • MT3sparkz

    Oooo is that the eye thingy in the sword of the logo that the merchant has? Its all starting to come together. 😀

  • Tallon-1

    Dova egg, Transmutation lol all the eastereggs

  • Psychowolf

    I knew that that Godfather reference was going to come up somewhere.

  • cr1ms0n t1ger

    *looks closer* Wait, is that an eye… SAURON?! It all makes sense now!

  • That key reminds me of the Dungeon Boss Keys in Legend of Zelda… O_O

    • Facade Kitsune

      I guess some bosses in the Legend of Zelda may be classified as “Eldritch Beasts” XD

  • Majinkoba

    Stop being cheap Farron, show them the real merchandise!

    • Alex Smith

      Methinks he was trying to get away with selling his expensive stuff.

      • Majinkoba

        Wouldn’t it be funny if what he ends up using as a trade is the loot he got from that monster he had to kill to save the girls in comics 24-29

  • ac

    Estra lak what now?

    • Phuufy

      He’s speaking Drakish, the Dahaki’s native tongue. Basically he said “Look at this asshole..”

  • Alex Smith

    Makes you wonder, what is the value of that object? And, what does it do?

  • GG1

    So does Farron understand Dahaki? And damn you, leaving us on a cliffhanger, can’t wait to see what he pulls out next.

    • Phuufy


  • Anomaly

    Oh great, and eyeball pommel stone. Now Sesame’s sword can watch it’s victims roast.

  • Gravedigger

    it would appear Farron is full of it after all

  • If he pulls out the Head of a Giant Squid-God, GTFO.
    The cultists might kill you too, fat dragon man.

    • Victor Masi

      assuming that Cthulu exists in this world?

  • ACSB

    HE’S GONNA GIVE AWAY SESAME’S SWORD!!!!!!!!!!!! (idk but I’ll be amazed if I’m right)

    • Valkeiper2012

      Only if Dante gave (sold?) it to him.

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  • Cory Tenorio

    Time to pull out the big guns!

  • Victor Masi

    funny, shouldn’t he be having Luca Brazzi with him to “persuade” the buyer into saying yes?

  • No wonder he can’t trade anything he needs better props to sell the idea. All serious offers need an element of refrigerator humor, that way the others remember him like the kool-aid man later on and go “Oh Yeaaaaah!”

    Farron: I can see you’re a man of refined taste, which is why I have this rubber mallet…Note the construction as I **WHAP** you on the head with my incredibly low prices. (naturally he doesn’t literally whap someone on the head, that would be assault.) All this, and more, could be yours if you can solve the mystery of the magic box. (that way he can at least phish for the information he needs to make an actual sale later on)

  • bladra

    *sigh* if i was him i offer something better like *pulls out a rainbow colored octagon shaped gem that was the size of a horses head* this for example

  • Xylas Incarnum

    You know, for the title of the page being “An offer you can’t refuse” with a typo of Your instead of You, There’s an awful lot of refused offers.